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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018
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Jizz nasty

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.

2. Having a good time.

3. When something is amazing.
1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”

2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”

3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
by momluver69 October 17, 2021
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Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
by Crobx2 March 1, 2024
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Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!
by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019
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Pfiz-jizz

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.
by Radom May 11, 2021
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