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human shield 

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
human shield by hooper March 14, 2004

Humanimale

Derived from Human Animal Male


Attractive Heterosexual Male

also:
Stud
Ladie's Man
Lady "Killer"
Beefcake
Studmuffin


The guy all women want sexually.
John is such a Humanimale, I wanna do him!
Humanimale by Sap December 24, 2004

Human Claymore 

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

human suitcase 

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15
can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)
human suitcase by SNLlove March 1, 2011

X-HUMANATION 

it means "Christ-humanation"
it's the willing of a divinition to be a human
x-humanation of God in Christ
X-HUMANATION by ludiluc December 31, 2003

HumansCanWinElves 

A mindless, flagrant, sycophant who is unfortunately highly active on quite a few wikis, namely the Keeper of the Lost Cities Wiki, Book Obsession Wiki and Community Central. He is also a worthless degenerate who frequently posts baseless accusations of other active users and question-answerers in order to stay in the "favor zone" of the biased, blinded staff such as Kimberton, Kuzura and Sannse Cushway, who benefit immensely from his continuous snitching on other users...
HumansCanWinElves is a 30 year old who amazingly has no idea when the hell to shut the fuck up and lacks situational awarness 99.999% of the time...
HumansCanWinElves by MavR5 December 9, 2022