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I'd make a baby with her

When a girl is so hot that you have a strong urge to make a baby with her before you even know what her name is.
(In the gym)
Bro 1: Dude, you see that chick in the yoga pants over there squatting?

Bro 2: Noticed her awhile ago man, I'd make a baby with her.
by Mike Litoris IV May 3, 2014
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leelee with her little book

a cute and sweet person who is always there for u THERE THE BEST person u ever meet if umeat a leelee keep hold on to them and dont let go
awww look at leelee with her little book shes so so so sweet
by leo pearson May 26, 2022
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If ever I find her…

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 21, 2023
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she lost her jaw

The act of a woman talking uncomfortable shit for no apparent reason!
(Desiree) She lost her jaw at mike when said some dumb shit
by Bangintough April 26, 2019
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Sawed her legs off

I took her home and sawed her legs off.
by Tragedybound March 23, 2022
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fuck her headlights out

Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk.
Frank was all boozed up when he gestured to that bitch in the corner and said to me, "hey... how would you like to fuck her headlights out." Frank is such a moron.
by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006
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fuck her right in the ass

To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.
by fifu92336 May 26, 2015
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