loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.

i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.

by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend

by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

Girlfriend

Something most of you on here, can't get.

You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend?

Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.

by imlegallyblind July 10, 2021

un-girlfriend

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.

One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.

by jmac1973 June 12, 2023

kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .

Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?

by shaniashutup June 24, 2024

supportive girlfriend

Me

I am such a supportive girlfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019