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Hangxiety

When the idea of spending time with someone or a group of people fills you with anxiety
I'm thinking about catching up with some old college buddies this weekend, but honestly, I might just fake having the flu or something. I've been feeling a ton of Hangxiety lately.
by BlueCat666 April 3, 2025
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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
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