Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.

That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.

by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010

fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

fat beezy

The ice cream delight known as fat boys...

Shit, get me a fat beezy out of the freezer

by guifantano November 2, 2007

fat rager

a giant rave where people go to have fun, smoke some weed, and listen to loud ass music with a shit ton of bass. its usually pretty insane, and is giant!

"Yo Bro, I just went to a FAT RAGER, it was so dope, so many people were there and the music was amazing!"

by PARTY EXPERT October 17, 2014

Fat Cans

One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish

Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.

by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013

Fat Aggression

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world

"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"

by Mr.PicklesPickle July 18, 2016