Chomping Dong

Smoking a fat blunt

“I love chomping dong”

by noxp August 27, 2025

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

U-Dong

1.A flavor in ramen.

2. Short for Huge-Penis

1. Hey, do you like u-dong ramen?

2.That u-dong is right up yo ass!

by :_:_: October 20, 2016

dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 3, 2019

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022