salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Dong-ception

A blatant word used to describe the inception of the donkey dong.

I hope I don't start a dong-ception.

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.

Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.

by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

DING DONG

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates

Doorbell: DING DONG

qwerty: someone is at the door

by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018