interview date

A realistic first date.

Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-

Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?

Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.

Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

e date

E Date is another meaning for online date - same thing goes for other "e" terms on the internet

Choco: Oh hey you want to E date?
Morgan: Oh sorry no

by CASTROBAT February 3, 2022

MCC date

A date that feels good for MCC
Synonyms; good date, a fitting day of the year, mcc-y date, saturday
Pronounciation "em-sea-sea day-t"

"The 18th of december is a _MCC date_ right?" "Yeah"

by Pxrthway December 11, 2021

recon date

A recon or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of making friends with the date to see if they have hot friends

I’m going on a recon date tonight this girl is about a 6 but I’ll play around with her to get invited to her social group’s events.

by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022

Recon date

A recon date or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of becoming friends with a date in order to get invited to their social group events. E.g to find better looking options

I’m going on a tinder recon date with Dan tonight he’s not really my type but he may have some hot friends.

I’m going on a recon date with Lauren tonight she’s about a 6 but she may have a hot social group so I’ll become friends with Lauren in order to penetrate her social group

by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022