27 december

A day where everyone has to love and give blowjobs to your lord and saviour sexy boy arthur.

Hello sir, 27 December is a lovely date indeed.

by SexyManYes October 15, 2019

december 8

the day john lennon died

my birthday is on december 8th and i’m not complaining ;)

by rubella hogshead October 15, 2019

December 19

worst day of December, but the happiest and thrilling people are born this day. but maybe this day will be different their parents forgetting their birthdays. that everyone will celebrate that christmas is in 6 days.

“when’s your birthday?”
“oh it’s december 19”

by ipmdiabod- October 13, 2019

December 27

Super short people were born on this day.

Have you got a short friend?

Yes, than they were born on this day.

Absolutely the shortest person ever.

Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.

Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.

Apologies is when they ask you too many times.

Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day

Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

decent

A way of saying you have clothes on, not nekkid or naked.

Dude 1: "You naked, dude?"
Dude 2: "Naw, man. I'm decent."

by Megan AnnMarie December 14, 2008

December 29

If you were born on this day you will be the most popular person in the world.

Did you know Shawn Mendes was born December 29? No wonder he's famous.

by Blue Starburst November 2, 2019

December 5th

National penis day

On December 5th we celebrate the penis

by Scubadew December 3, 2016