dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

Jk dan

A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Dan

A hot sexy Israeli Jew. Very smart, strong and has a sexy ass dad.

Dan is just so fucking hot! #railme #Jew #Pmoonyodad #hotdoctors

by Danloverxoxo May 12, 2023

DAN

ChatGPT that doesnt give a fuck. )

Her: yeah, push me under the tires XD
DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.

by SparklyBird March 1, 2023

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Dan Fraser

A guy with blonde pubes and a huuuuge personality. Dan enjoys fortnite and long walks to the local primary school. Dan Fraser is often used to describe someone who tells everyone about someone’s personal life.

Ollie: you are such a Dan Fraser
Tom hood: no I only told one person I’m gay

by alice is a retard November 1, 2021