by DubtacOp March 4, 2018
Get the bmed mug.Acronym used to refer to a friend in an affectionate manner, first used by Thomas Coalminer in 2014, when addressing his friends. BMF stands for "Bitch Motherfucker", and is only rarely used in a literal manner. It is especially used between two friends whose relationship's nature is ambiguous, between 'just friends' and 'just whores'. BMFs are bad asses and their posterior therefore poses ethical problems, seen as they are no good. Anyone can be a BMF as long as they behave like a prostiute, dress like a slut, talk in a sassy manner, or bitchslap the bitch motherfucking shit out of you.
Friend 1: Hey BMF, how are you doing?
Friend 2: Nothing, BMF, how about you?
Friend 1: just being a whore. You know you're my favorite whore, right?
Friend 2: I know! You're such a bitch motherfucker!
Friend 2: Nothing, BMF, how about you?
Friend 1: just being a whore. You know you're my favorite whore, right?
Friend 2: I know! You're such a bitch motherfucker!
by tdj99 March 22, 2015
Get the BMF mug.BMW 3 series produced between 1990 and 2000. 95% of them are shit boxes you can buy for 900€. Used as drift cars by people who can't afford japanese cars. If you are an e36 owner, there is a chance that your girlfriend is a minor.
Bro, I just cut the springs on my BMW e36, the fitment is 🔥🔥. Next week I'm installing some RGB angel eyes 🔝🔝
by yoshi_2001 November 24, 2021
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can be used at varying intervals in an online chat between former paramours and the subject of prior encounters along with the faint suggestion of potential future engagements is broached especially likely when the subject of skill/performance improvement underscores the conversation
can be used at varying intervals in an online chat between former paramours and the subject of prior encounters along with the faint suggestion of potential future engagements is broached especially likely when the subject of skill/performance improvement underscores the conversation
x: Rematch? I might be up for it.
y: Name the time/place
x: How are you, anyway?
y: Better, I assure you, in all matters.
x: BMF
y: Name the time/place
x: How are you, anyway?
y: Better, I assure you, in all matters.
x: BMF
by vbakert July 15, 2011
Get the BMF mug.Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!
Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...
by fubarderby September 17, 2008
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very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.
very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.
man 1: hey i just had a test drive in this bmw yesterday
man 2: how was it?
man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside
man 2: was it used?
man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes
man 2: howed it drive?
man 1: it was prety loose
man 2: so are you gonna buy it
man 1: hell no it was too busted down!
man 2: how was it?
man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside
man 2: was it used?
man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes
man 2: howed it drive?
man 1: it was prety loose
man 2: so are you gonna buy it
man 1: hell no it was too busted down!
by mr.bojangles October 21, 2006
Get the bmw mug.The poor man's luxury car. Reserved for the nasty,trashy and falsely pretentious middle class and lower, these cars are not very good. They symbolize Middle America's poor taste- obese girls with the same ugly Tiffany's choker, inferior Coach bag, hideous sunglasses, and some Starbucks product that has more calories than they need. Also represents arrogant, pigheaded Middle Class males who think they're the shit, but they've just grown up in it. Usually spiked hair, windows rolled down even when inappropriate. Considered the ultimate luxury for this trash, therefore transforming a formerly OK car brand to a substandard wannabe of elite automakers. LUXURY CARS ARE MADE FOR THE RICH. But BMW is for poor people who are posers.
"OMG look at that hot girl in the BMW!"
"Eh, she probably sucks dick for a living, and lives in a "Mcmansion" instead of a real estate. What a poor ass wannabe loser."
"Eh, she probably sucks dick for a living, and lives in a "Mcmansion" instead of a real estate. What a poor ass wannabe loser."
by RICHASFUCK April 11, 2007
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