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Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
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Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011
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Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 6, 2010
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Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal
"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"
by Blackty December 4, 2020
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Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.
by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016
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Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.
Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.
by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019
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Greedy jew

a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.
greedy jew: adolf hitler gassed my grandfather
me: whattttt
by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023
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