absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

absoyagree

shorter version of “absolutely agree”

“orange juice is good”
“i absoyagree”

by swaggyd$ December 20, 2020

abstract

another word or shit

woah! look at that "abstract" art

by EpicUsername42069 December 23, 2020

abscannoy

interjection
1. an exclamation to be used when something is cool, snazzy, nifty, crazy, or all of the above.

"broski! i just got on the jumbotron at my pet duck's basketball game!"
"ayeeeee abscannoy!"

by s4vetheturtles:0 January 7, 2021

Absofuckinglutely

A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.

Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!

by RedRobish February 22, 2021

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Absquvisexual

From the latin words absque - without and vita - life. A person whos sexual preferences are anime women. It is a part of the LGBTQ+ group. Most people who are Absquvisexual live in their parents basement and are: Obese, unhealty and smell like shit. If you're an Absquvisexual please contact a psychologist.

Friend: My preference is 2D women.
Me: Get a life you Absquvisexual.

by Karen_42069 March 5, 2021