Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

Noodling

The act of sucking an Asian man's penis

Lee:Dude. Jennifer's total going to suck my dick at the party tonight.

Jack: really? I didn't think she was the noodling type.

Lee: You racist fuck.

by Cacheton June 26, 2016

pac noodle

Like a pac mule, but used for roommates

Olivia is my pac noodle, dragging my trash to the trash room.

by lamp shade freezer April 21, 2021

Ramen Noodles

The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head

I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles

by Beanybesson January 11, 2018

Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.

As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)

by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021