You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend?
Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.
Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.
by imlegallyblind July 10, 2021

by ShyGuy=BBC May 10, 2022

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.
by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
by jmac1973 June 12, 2023

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
