divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

Blue Whale

The biggest animal in the world.

Woah, that Blue Whale is HUGEEE!!!

by fgyhuijokpjhgfchjkl August 6, 2022

beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

Whale gator

A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.

That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!

by Hardyboy89 July 20, 2021

whale

it means a bird it flies

oh look at that whale its flying!

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Whale

An useless clump of meat you cant eat in the ocean. Your thermometer is smarter than it.

Arti is such a whale.
You are such a whale

by MrIcantsleep March 11, 2023