dog whistle weekend

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.

Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.

by King Jay March 9, 2008

Weekend Retreat

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.

Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.

by greasychicken July 19, 2007

Usa Weekend Magazine

A piece of shit, sweatshop place to work. Disgruntled employees, a place where winos, dikes and obnoxious managers rule!

Usa Weekend is the worst magazine I have ever read, can you even call that piece of shit paper a magazine? HAHA

by Me September 29, 2003

Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

by Nosnigum February 12, 2015

vampy weeks

the lame way of saying vampire weekend

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck

by really lame kid April 17, 2013

Weekendolt

Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.

Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.

1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."

by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008

weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.

2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.

by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008