That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Anti-Rape wear clothing

Muslim women in Islamic countries are forced to wear Anti-Rape wear clothing as Muslim men cannot control their sexual urges.

I had to put on my Anti-Rape wear clothing, the burka , so that the Muslim men would not rape me when I went out to shop for food.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii

when multiple gay men come together and wear a feminine bikini on the beach of hawaii.

there is a lot of gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii.

by yourlefttoenail September 15, 2025

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

The war to end all wars

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever

The war to end all wars is a very fancy word for the great war

by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021