thanksgiving turkey

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Aloha Turkey

basically a guy with an ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he's a cool guy too

ALOHA TURKEY.

by Aloha Turkey September 24, 2017

Romanian Turkey dinner

When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it.

Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I gave her a Romanian turkey dinner to eat.

by Chesty McHooters December 3, 2007

Turkey Jerker

jerkin off and then cummin on urself and rubbin the cum on u and then guys lick it off as they are jerking off n than cummin on the person they licked it off of.

Lucia told us he turkey jerked last night. we we're so disgusted.

by SuperDawg!!! December 2, 2004

Jive Turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

by Raleford July 26, 2008

turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.

"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."

by dieff April 26, 2014

Turkey

An amazingly hot guy, particularly of Mediterranean, and more specifically from Italy. Knows how to sail a boat and drive a vespa like it's his job. Ideally, an amazing lover, deserving of a super hot and brilliant girlfriend, worthy of his stuffing and gobble.

look at that FINE turkey...i heard he's from rome!

by tacchina May 26, 2011