the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

the pizzabowl trick

basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses

The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings

That's not what's happening here asshole. You need to stay out of shit that you are too stupid in which to be involved.

A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"

Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

Cheap Trick

When someone cups both testicles in their mouth and licks the nutsack seam until the owner of the pair ejaculates. This “trick” is “cheap” because it is meant to cost $5 or less.

Rick just gave Mark a Cheap Trick in my bathroom!!

by janglebells04 January 15, 2023

Travis Trick

To break up with someone using the lyrics to “ I don’t love you anymore” by Travis Tritt.

“ I’m tired of pretending, I don’t love you anymore” …. You Travis Tricked my ass

by Bkayla January 22, 2023

The bush trick

Throwing your stuff in a bush to come back and get it later, like a less time-consuming treasure map.

“That dickhead bodyguard wouldnt let me bring my own booze, so i had to do the bush trick”

by Slim_smiple January 28, 2023

Shat trick

Flushing three times during a single pooping session.

I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.

by Harrison_Bergeron February 3, 2023