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touch n go 

When your high is coming down like an airplane landing, you touch town on the runway, then as you rip the bong, apply full power abd away you go into the clouds.
mile high airlines: tower, this is Dude420, where is dat bong is, need a touch n go on runway 420, then straight out departure to cali.

tower: roger dude420, cleared touch n go, runway 420, straight out departure approved, please use the hit-it-or-pass-it procedure at flight level 420 upon westbound turn.

mile high airlines: copy, dude420 out
touch n go by cccbbr November 15, 2013
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Meaning awesome, hot, the best. Originating in the suburbs of Western Sydney, circa 2001.
Nathan says Tom’s phone voice is touch; it starts all formal and strong, then goes smouldery and alluring.
Touch by CannaR December 13, 2019

Touch grass

This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.

It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.
Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.
Touch grass by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022

Jump Touch 

a celebratory leap of joy into a fellow leaper, often connecting at the chest, bumping in mid-air to express feelings of joy. This is primarily seen from athletes at sporting events, birthday parties, dog races, and SAT testing facilities.
Jimmy just scored a touchdown. In celebration, Johnny ran up to him for a jump touch as the crowd went wild.
Jump Touch by David Peck March 28, 2008

Muzzle touch 

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)
Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!
Muzzle touch by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

fancy touching 

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.
Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.
fancy touching by original Isaac October 2, 2013

Touch Up 

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.
Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.
Touch Up by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009