touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 22, 2023

Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.

I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.

by Don’t just don’t May 04, 2021

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 19, 2024

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 04, 2022

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024