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tonsil touching by D August 8, 2004
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Turtle Touching Cotton
When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
Turtle Touching Cotton by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
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tough row to hoe
a hard time. Something is being very hard to deal with. Also "it hit me for a row", same meaning but an unexpected loss, difficult crisis.
Farmers used to use a hoe to plant things or to hack at a row of dirt to break it up or kill weeds. Sometimes, you feel like a row of hacking and hoeing is about to wear you down because it's a lot of work.
Growing up in Texas, I heard some old-timers (born before 1900) say this.
Farmers used to use a hoe to plant things or to hack at a row of dirt to break it up or kill weeds. Sometimes, you feel like a row of hacking and hoeing is about to wear you down because it's a lot of work.
Growing up in Texas, I heard some old-timers (born before 1900) say this.
My son was arrested last night and was slapped with felony possession charges. He's always in trouble and I'm not sure what to do anymore. This has sure been a tough row to hoe.
tough row to hoe by kirk21 March 19, 2017
Kentucky Fried Torchic
Kentucky Fried Torchic by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010
pee pee toucher
pee pee toucher by sealion8 January 7, 2009
Tough Bananas
Tough Bananas by BadgerBaby May 9, 2015
Balls aren't Touching
phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
Balls aren't Touching by /b/rother January 10, 2007