0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯

I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.

by JStayHumble July 13, 2019

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025

Take a touch

Means to slow down or calm down/chill

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch

by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024