beans

(Interjection) An exclamation in a good or bad situation. May also be used as "hot beans"

"Dude, I just got my report card back, and I got honors!"
"Hot beans! Me too!"

by Death Slushie November 14, 2003

beans

steroids

Have you seen him lately? He's huge. He's definitely on the beans.

by chewbacca's cousin July 18, 2008

Bean Dip

The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin

Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?

by thefallingdream January 19, 2010

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya March 31, 2005

Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.

"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."

by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017

Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

by sharky20 May 15, 2007

bean up

to take ephedrine pills to get high.

Let's bean up before hittin' the club!

by sd619 July 02, 2008