salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light
darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.
by harbodon April 06, 2016
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salty dong

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst
by Sancerredave September 23, 2015
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The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Salty tiara

When you are in the middle of cumming and wipe the jizz all over the partner's forehead.
I just had the best orgasm ever! Look at her salty tiara sparkle in the noon day sun.
by DrippyDrop July 22, 2018
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Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM August 01, 2013
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Salty porkchop

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!
by REESE52184 December 27, 2019
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Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.
That salty pear was juicy AF.
by Burrywood May 09, 2024
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