...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
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Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.
My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
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Thumb Dumping happens when you sit down to send a quick text and instead accidentally release your entire inner monologue.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
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Afghanistan iran parts italy and other countries is a taboo and gesture and can be equivalent to the middle finger 🖕 or up yours or a very offensive gesture
Afghanistan iran parts italy and other countries is a taboo and gesture and can be equivalent to the middle finger 🖕 or up yours or a very offensive gesture
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