National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich

'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

by rhys April 18, 2004

Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019

Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021

Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

Throwing your dummy out of the cot

Behaving like a child

Stop "Throwing your dummy out of the cot" and man the fuck up!

by PrincessMissy January 21, 2014

National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022