Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.

Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Joobie Land

A place where Joobie goes to eat.
It could be magical, it could not be.
Only Joobie really knows.

Can we eat at Joobie land?

by Joobie Snoobie June 13, 2018

How the land lies

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023