my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 8, 2004

Piss boy

A guy that gets pissed off easily and sounds like a whiny bitch

Piss boy-“Hey did you touch my anime pillow, and move it 5 cm I told you not to do that now my balls hurt and...”

Person- “shut the fuck up piss boy”

by Binkymaster January 3, 2021

Piss Tart

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from the act of urinating, watching urination or being urinated upon during sex.

Also a man who engages in such behavior.

"Thank God I drank all that beer. Because, when I got home, I found out she was a total piss tart."

by luckylisp January 2, 2009

pissed to fuck

A state of mind where you're beyond pissed, shaking with so much uncontainable anger, and ready to cause injury to innocent people because you're so mad.

What he did today was so unacceptable! I was pissed to fuck for hours after that.

by sily woman December 2, 2010

pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.

Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire

by dictionarian September 24, 2013

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010