J-hole

A polite way of calling someone a jackass and an asshole at the same time.

That man just cut me off. What a J-hole!

by Miss Milkshake August 3, 2005

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

Poppa-J

Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.

"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."

by Baby_Huey May 5, 2005

J-bag

A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.

Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.

Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.

by Gary Madison December 11, 2006

Squap-J

A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick

Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.

by MaseWigTeejJrobBob November 2, 2008

j chillin

when you're just chilling

oh yeah man I'm j chilling hub

by jchillinvilian July 22, 2017

J-Spice

J Spice is Joint Spice..or commonly known as a premo. J-Spice is a laced joint or blunt. Refers to the usage of reefer, loud, that kill, ganja, aka marijuana mixed with cocaine or LSD in a joint, or blunt, in the modern era. Most first time and novice users claim this is their biggest fear - being deceived smokin a laced blunt by a close friend or random use at a party.

Jayna..Wtf?! What do you mean you sent me multiple pictures of your bedroom floor and sides of your bed frame to me by mistake? Were you smokin that J-Spice today?! Rick James said "cocaine is a hell of a drug baby!"

by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 3, 2014