Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

cock cave

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.

Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!

by Evil Juggalette January 31, 2008

Cock Drool

Pre-cum. The gooey goodness that dribbles out of the urethra before the purple headed yogurt slinger attacks with its mucousal missle!!!

The hot sexy vumptious sex educator made some unwitting awkward teenager have a little cock drool dribble out and make a mess in his panties--and they were pink.

by "Missy" at SFSI September 12, 2006

cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.

She's such a cock rider.

by elcondor March 31, 2007

porn cock

a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010

Shit the Cock

When something breaks it "shits the cock"

"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"

by superman :] February 22, 2009