I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
by remyg November 03, 2011
by MattBoiah December 04, 2020
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!
by denvergeekery June 24, 2014
A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
by antellect April 09, 2013
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023
A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
by SamandAbby October 30, 2021
This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019