joke

something funny or not funny at all

lol you, you are a joke

by TatiLol December 17, 2019

no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

by brr-grr September 23, 2018

joke

something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.

“I like dick”
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS”

by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018

Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.

See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s May 6, 2023

Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.

Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time

by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020

Joke

A joke- something many people can't take or if they do they take it personally; many people are too "weak" to handle jokes; some mat get offended by said jokes too easily. They may just have a different sense of humor or lack thereof.

So you can't handle my joke?

by Suck it rest of the world October 31, 2017

joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke

Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.

by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019