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Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009
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Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.
I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.
by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006
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surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.
This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments
by Gay surprise May 7, 2011
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New Lodge Surprise

50 kilograms of Semtex, 4 Armalites, an active service unit and a British Army patrol blended thoroughly on Upper Meadow Street, served over paving stones
"We'll give them fuckin bollocks a real New Lodge Surprise when they patrol tonight"
by Skinny Legs April 29, 2003
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Triple fudge brownie surprise

Where a female sticks some kind of fudge brownie up her vagina and then the man sticks his dick inside until it is fully covered. Then he pulls out and his dick should be black like bret's. Then she sucks all of it off and you can add sprinkles or icing
yo bret why you buying tons of brownies?
Brandon im buying them to give my girl a Triple fudge brownie surprise!
by Brandon the man April 29, 2010
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pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.
by RepGnar January 13, 2011
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