Size King

An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)

"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."

by Prof. Cheeseburger July 9, 2019

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Broken smile

Physical condition of-sorts where your smile is very hard to be defined; or may look like you are constipated at times when you are really having a laugh.

Vinny looks constipated over there with that Italiano broken smile of his.

by TrashCompactor69 December 20, 2016

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Skizem

What is left on a girls face after oral sex. "cum".
The act of cum'n on or in any part of a womans body
also another word for "cum"

...oh shit, here comes ur mom.... girl, wipe that Skizem off ur lip.

here comes that Skizem girl open up

you like that skizem in ur mouth huh??

You want me to Skizem in ur mouth???

by Micheal A. January 1, 2007

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SIZE BEAST

A phrase used to describe awesome things.

The most awesome/amazing/incredible thing you've ever experienced, put to the power of infinity, multiplied by itself since the beginning of time, until forever.

Used as an adjective in order to describe certain things.

Can also be used by itself.

That was one Size Beast party.

I just had a Size Beast meal.

SIZE BEAST!!!

That was Size Beast.

by E.N.D.M.E. September 19, 2011

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