faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Car Sick

The outcome of to many frothies with the boys and u spew ya guts up the next day. If u notice someone using the phrase “Nek Minute” to much it is too late they are going to experience car sickness within a 8-20 hour period. As there is no cure best relief is a kings big daddy box

“ oh u were pissed mate your just hung over” “ Nah mate I got car sick”

by Car sick July 22, 2019

Rez Sickness

Excessive cum intake to the point where the recipient becomes ill like no other illness.

Damn - is remy REALLY gonna take another dick? He's gonna get rez sickness.

by bobbycisco October 4, 2020

sick busted

sick = something not good
busted = another term for bastard

kak is sick busted

by kak is gay August 3, 2021

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Phone sick

The lapse of time you spend without a cell phone after breaking or losing it, often causing anxiety because of the inability to contact people. Withdrawal of the modern smartphone can sometimes cause complete isolation from the outside world.

It's been 2 days, and I'm still on my laptop trying to facebook message my friends where they are. I am extremely phone sick.

My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!

I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.

by Toto Annihalation March 15, 2013

Sick P

Incredibly cool and outrageous.

That Lamborghini is sick p.

by Jmoneyjr October 16, 2022