ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Making Sandwiches

A subtle, polite of saying 'having a wank'.

Sorry, she was just so fit I went into the toilet and started making sandwiches.

by FlamingSackOfPizza January 10, 2012

sandwich mask

a tribal mask worn by a dignitary. usually made out of a BLT but has the potential to be created using bologna or turkey and swiss.

The king of Hoboken wore his sandwich mask with pride and honor.

by Samuel Jonis August 17, 2003

Sandwich purist

A person who prefers sandwiches that contain only meat and/or cheese, and sometimes sauces, while disdaining the presence of any vegetables or fruits, whether sliced, chopped, or leafy.

A ham sandwich with cheese is fine for a sandwich purist, as long as there is no lettuce, nor a tomato slice.

Synonyms: fatty food fanatic, non-vegan, gluten glutton.
Antonyms: vegetarian, vegan, sandwich eclectic, sandwich sophisticate.
Related words: hero, hoagie, grinder, submarine;
stickler, formalist, fussbudget, fusspot, idealist, nit-picker, quibbler.
Misspellings: sanwich, sandwitch, sandwish.

by LAlawMedMBA July 16, 2011

Tennessee Sandwich

When Two guys from Tennessee and Hayley Williams have sex together and she screams until she cums and then makes the two guys a sandwich

Did you see that Tennessee sandwich on that music website? Yeah I masturbated to it all night.

by ThebestPrater August 25, 2010

Fart sandwich

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

by fingerfucker May 21, 2016

Soup Sandwich

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005