SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.

Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Pudding Smack

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.

Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.

by Lizards Are Coolish June 17, 2009

avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016

SmarterChild

A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.

by Georgiee December 24, 2007

smart attack

Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.

We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.

by Admiralllll DQ January 9, 2009

cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

by OJProductions August 19, 2006