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Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.
I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.
by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019
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Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Russian Holy Water

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Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water
by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021
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Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!
by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
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russian pork mouth

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022
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russian passion flakie

Russian Passion Flakie

The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
Hayley gave me a hard Russian passion flakie last night and I'm still all red
by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021
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