Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.

Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!

by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017

Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023

Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack

Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.

by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014

russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

Russian-Death Mower

When you and your partner get on the front lawn fully naked and get into the wheelbarrow position. You then pull their arms behind their back so their face is dragging on the ground. You then insert your genitalia into their genitalia and proceed to spin around like a Beyblade, giving them grass-burn.

I gave Susan the ol' Russian-Death Mower last night. It made her look like a sexy Grinch.

by CaliforniaPotatoChip September 20, 2019

Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014