Rule 80

"If it's gonna be hot, you don't need a jacket"

Guy 1 : "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot !"
Girl 1 : "Then I don't need a jacket"
Guy 1 "Yeah, pretty obvious...have you heard of the rule 80 ?"

by Liatnoo-Cretsim May 24, 2009

Rulya

its when you get too drunk and do crazy shit!

i was rulya last night

by Sean owens December 16, 2008

Half-plus-seven Rule

A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.

Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.

Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...

by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009

Rule 34

If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.

I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*

by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008

ruler

A foreign object one sticks up anothers ass when he/she is mad. Also used for measurement in few cases.

Don't make me get the ruler!

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

rule 34

"There is porn of it. No exceptions."
True for any movie, game, character, etc. that you can think of, and some you can't.

/r/ rule 34 for calvin and hobbes

by Staurn August 30, 2008

rule of 4 and 9

The rule of 4 and 9 is a general unspoken rule in the United States between drivers and cops. The basics is you don't get in trouble for going 4 or less over the speed limit and usually a warning if going 9 or less. 10 miles invokes fines if caught.

the exception is at the beginning or end of a month when the cops are trying to fill their ticket books

someone else come up with a good example for the rule of 4 and 9

by ohio drivers suck May 19, 2008