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Robert

I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
I would do anything for Robert
by MelonCee November 9, 2022
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Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies
I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth
by D Flawless December 2, 2021
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Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.
“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke
by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021
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Robert Burnell

A great Entrepreneur and Writer he makes the world work for him
by #UNKNOWN1 November 25, 2021
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Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday
That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.
by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022
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Robert

He is an ugly little brat not very popular, thinks he is all that and a bag of chip when he’s not hurts you no matter what verbally,meantly,and physically NEVER APPROACH ONE OF THEM
Robert is an demon
by Cookiedestryer February 23, 2019
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robert

a dirty slave who eats watermelon, chicken, and loves kool-aid
nigga 1 : hey have you seen Robert?
nigga 2 : I have hes so black
by Niggatr0n November 21, 2023
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