protuntariantitis

pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)

this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms

-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats

this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA

Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.

by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021

Prothvi

An amazing person who is fit and has wonderful eyesight and hearing. This person has the tendency to make horse noises randomly.

"Hey! How are you Prothvi"
"hEe Haw"

by Candyman_with_a_van August 11, 2021

Proto

A chad wise old man

Person 1: ima go talk to proto
Person 2: pls me to i wanna talk to the chad

by A chad persona August 13, 2021

Protest Pop

”Protest Pop” is a genre of music coined by Sa’ra Charismata. It is pop music with conscious lyrics and a healing message. Charismata has lead this movement since before 2013.

Charismata described her early style of music as "Protest Pop," a term she coined herself. Afropunk has previously described Charismata as "the quintessential revival of the modern protest song in pop music" and "an outspoken voice that mainstream media may never acknowledge.

by ChachuGualey September 3, 2021

Protagonist

Main Character(s) in a story, regardless of theme, or anything else of importance, is normally the "Good Guy", with a set of obstacles in the way of achieving the goal.

Percy Jackson is the Protagonist of the Lightning Thief.

by impasta is sus September 8, 2021

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021