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pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.
Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
by dictionarian September 24, 2013
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llama piss

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?
by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004
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Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014
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piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.
says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.
by zoeh December 8, 2004
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Piss up

At lads wanna go for a piss up
by brinkray November 7, 2017
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Piss Muffin

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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by thurstyG February 2, 2010
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my piss

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday
by ddb92d December 8, 2009
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