5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003

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9 to 5 wook

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.

Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.

by beerHops26 July 06, 2017

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The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count

The 5 day rule needs no explanation

by Ricky the God June 14, 2020

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Spanish 5 AP

A class with so much work that you will literally want to blow your brains out. Pure hell. Even the native speakers fail half the assignments and few get 5's in the AP.

Kid 1: Hey did you finish your Spanish 5 AP homework?

Kid 2: Hell no. I'm still trying to finish my work from 3 weeks ago!

by asianboi4569 March 07, 2016

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5 year plan

American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).

"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."

"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."

by SidP April 05, 2005

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