An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
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"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
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Dairy Queen: *develops a new commercial starring Super Cow*
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Get the super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrocious mug.Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
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