Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.

I wish I had a blowjob girlfriend

by [e-mail] December 6, 2021

Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley

dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game

by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019

ronnies girlfriend

Ronnie girlfriend best celebrity ever she's gorgeous and is so sweet Ronnie really loves her and is way more better then every other human being

Omg have you see ronnies girlfriend she's so hot and pretty Ronnie is so lucky

by Leinaswife<3 September 4, 2021

National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!

“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”

by amy robson November 23, 2022

Coma girlfriend

the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot

The girl became a coma girlfriend and didnt do anything the rest of the relationship

by Hitman213 August 5, 2010