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Denver Muffin

When one takes a crap on His/Her sexual partner during intercourse.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Denver Muffin.
by Vintersorg February 13, 2005
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squingee muffins

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.
by Jay April 5, 2005
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rugged muffin

An Alaskan "stud muffin", or a highly attractive male that spends most of his time outdoors hunting, fishing, backpacking, climbing or involved in other adventurous sporting activities.
"Look at that man with his camo deer hunting pants, flannel shirt and rabbit fur bomber hat! He's one rugged muffin!"
by Giselle Eberhardt January 3, 2008
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muffins in disguise

bananas... muffins in disguise.

Muffins in disguise are a great way of breaking the ice at parties. Simply place the muffins in disguise down in front of your friends and watch the magic!

Note: Giving your friend's muffins in disguise may cause: loss of friendship, depression from loss of friendship, psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, suicide from getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship.
Bill: Here you go guys i made you some muffins!

Fred, Jane, Bob: Hey thanks Bill!

*Fred, Jane and Bob eat the muffins in disguise*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Hey Bill these aren't muffins you suck!

*Fred, Jane and Bob leave*

Bill: Oh my god i just lost my best friends! What am i going to do!?

*stage 1: depression*

Bill: Waaaaaaaaa.......

*stage 2: Psychopathic rampage*

*Bang*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Oh my god! Bill what are you doing with that chainsaw! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

*stage 3: Being arrested*

*sirens wail*

Bill: Shit!

*Bill is arrested*

*stage 4: Suicide*

*Bill goes kersplat, Can you say kersplat boys and girls?*
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Muffin-tops

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
by Shane Fox September 14, 2008
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Buff muffin

meant as a compliment. Buff muffin means you are someone that is cool and or sexy.
Hey your one buff muffin.(friend)
did you see that chick? She was such a buff muffin.(about attractive girl)
by Seeaann September 29, 2007
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meadow muffin

noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut muffin.
Bubba and I played catch with some meadow muffins.
by Warlord_1911 September 24, 2013
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