There's always a bigger Mike

You will never be the best.

There's always a bigger Mike

by 3-Seat November 27, 2021

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.

by Bobb Todd May 11, 2014

Mike from the Queens

A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.

You know who I love? Mike from the Queens

by Chundering December 13, 2019

Mikes Cereal Shack

A restaurant Former Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Micheal Scott wants to open serving varieties of Cereals .

Quote from Michael Scott “ Well Actually I cant cook, I am starting a restaurant. Mikes Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.”

by Stole your beans June 25, 2019

Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.

I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!

by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019

Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

by maianis December 24, 2019

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013