Mike from the Queens

A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.

You know who I love? Mike from the Queens

by Chundering December 13, 2019

Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

by maianis December 24, 2019

Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.

I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!

by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019

smoking mike tyson

smoking strong ass weed

"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"

"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"

"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"

by JustDatGuy2 December 8, 2013

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Mike's Hot Honey

Mike's Hot Honey is a slang term that refers to an electrifying and tantalizing combination of passion, charm and irresistible allure. It's when someone possesses an intense and scorching personality.

Whenever she enters a room, she got that Mike's Hot Honey" personality, drawing people in like a magnet.

by Scbonez November 3, 2023

D. Mike Ehrmantraut

Former Cop. The security of Gus Fring.

D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "I wouldn't do that Walter..."
Walter: "Why not D. Mike Ehrmantraut?"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022