Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

Matt

Matt is a popular loner. Matt has big blue eyes, brown hair, and an awkward smile. Matt is a sweet guy, but when around his popular friends, he is influenced easily. Be careful when befriending a Matt because you will never know what he will be like that day. Matt is a sensitive guy and does not like confrontation. Do not ask him who he likes because this will enrage him, and he will enviably start circling you with his friends and unfollow you on Instagram. However, if you do not upset him, he is a fun person to be around.

Girl "Did you know that Matt likes Maddie?"
Matt "What!? No I don't."

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020

Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"

Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.

by BootiePoker January 26, 2024

Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter

Matt - tall and langthy

by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022

Matt Munro

Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.

"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"

by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021

Matt Leppullo

Famous English Cricket player, winner of three national championships and is one of the most skilled pitchers of the modern era. Combining that with an 0.600 batting average and Zendaya as his girlfriend he is world renowned.

The amazing Matt Leppullo hits it again!

by anonymous November 9, 2023